Snotrocketing The Teacher...And Other "Exciting" Stuff!

Miss. Lili officially snotrocketed one of her teachers the other day. Apparently they were outside and she let loose. I can just picture her with snot running down into her mouth and that evil little laugh errupting....... Luckily Miss. Dixie ("Dickey"...Lili still has a hard time with x's), a nice, sweet and very understanding mother of two herself, was the target. I'm also pretty happy that Lili picked up this new "skill" just a few days before parent/teacher "conferences". I don't think they even had time to include this new, inappropriate behavior on her progress sheet and therefore Lili came across as a perfect angel! I'll be looking forward to the snotrocket scolding with our next discussion.

Tomorrow is the "big day"........Drew's nut cutting. This morning he seemed a little nervous about it, which is understandable. Sure, everyone says it's an easy procedure to go through...which I'm sure it will be...however there is always the anxiety that accompanies thoughts of getting your "package" worked on by some other dude. Anything can happen...though I won't say that to Drew. The only thing that comes out of my mouth to him is, "Dude! It's gonna be a piece of cake! Snip, snip, you're done. Then you get to go home and hang out on the couch for 2 days with frozen peas to ease your pain!" Inside though...I'm thinking OWIE!!!!!! He'll be fine. We can't take our chances with the way my pregnancies seem to happen, so it's for the best. Besides, we'll be able to experience all of this fun again in a few years when we adopt "the toddler".