A Benefit Of Being "Morbidly Obese"

Yes, I did find a benefit to being deemed "morbidly obese". I'm sure most of you think that can't possibly be true, but let me tell you...I've learned a few things throughout my days of fitting this description and have kept them handy to pull out whenever I need a little bright spot in my day.

When you're morbidly obese...you can buy a large, moussed (extra shot of espresso) cold press from Caribou, while PREGNANT and no one will question you. That was a beautiful thing... Granted, it still doesn't lessen my chance of getting heart disease, diabetes or dying at a very young age, but it helped with a quick energy boost when I needed it most. Though now I'm NOT preggo...still drinking the coffee...still fat...and thinking that's probably not a good combination...